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"Well my prayers were answered."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"Free why-fi.”

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."