Child's Ambition Gifts

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Tree house.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"I'll have the usual."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'