Child's Ambition T-Shirts

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Tree house.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"It's an Eyesaur."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"I'll have the usual."

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'