Child's Ambition Revelation T-Shirts

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Tree house.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"I'll have the usual."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'