Childhood Aspiration T-Shirts

"He wants to be an architect."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Tree house.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

The Day Dreamer.

"I'll have the usual."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'