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"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Swinging

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Tree house.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"I'll have the usual."

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Curtsey

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Football/Soccer bubbles

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'