Baby Bliss Seeker T-Shirts

"His first out-of-body experience."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"He looks just like your husband."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

New Twenty Blades

"Botox."

'It's a chicken.'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Go forth and multiply!'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

Janus 2021

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."