Baby Bliss Seeker Gifts

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"He looks just like your husband."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

New Twenty Blades

"Botox."

'It's a chicken.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

Janus 2021

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'Go forth and multiply!'

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

"Doc, she and I just don't understand each other any more...it's like we have different operating systems!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'