Beach Bliss Seeker Gifts

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Two Retirement Options

Marry me on a surfboard

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"His first out-of-body experience."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Surf Casting

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Iliadette.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Sunbathers.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.