Beach Dreamer Gifts

"I want to learn to live in the moment... just not this moment. some other moment. Like a moment on the beach."

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

Do the waves make that noise all night?

Sand castle in a sand timer.

"We want a good selection of shops,restaurants and activities, but no tourists!"

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Gullible: those who believe they can have a picnic at the beach.

"...You've won a 5-day's trip to Copacabana Beach...!"

'Sounds of the office, 50c.'

'The leaves are falling, Henry ... are we going to the beach this year?'

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

'Mr. Harding can't come to the phone. He's truing to transition to vacation mode.'

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

Pharmacy. The anti-depressant works best if you take it with water lapping near your hammock on a Caribbean beach. Rx.

"We can't afford a vacation. If you want to feel the sand between your toes, you're going to have to walk around in the litter box."

Review game plan, get money, get power, get beautiful women, pretend there was no plan....

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"Every day I'd sit at my desk and picture myself on a beach in Hawaii. So now that I'm here it just reminds me of the office."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Why can't we have summer school outside...preferably at the beach?'

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Differing thoughts of male and female.

British weather postcard.

'If THIS is Sunny Bogsea I'm glad we didn't go to Tropical Sandy Bay!'

The waves weren't quite as big as he'd imagined they'd be.

'Miss Jones, I shall not be going away this summer...build me a small sand-pit in the corner of the office.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"What a glorious day it is. I have put aside my work...it is just too beautiful a day to sit at my keyboard..."