Beach Day Dreamers Gifts

Summer reading for the family.

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

"This is it? No video?"

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A man plays golf by the sea

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Eating ice cream.

Dreaming of Holidays.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

The tanning channel.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'Who says I'm beached?'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Sandcastles

Mental To-Do List

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'