Beach Daydreamers Gifts

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'See you in two weeks!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Dreaming of Holidays.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Sandcastles

'Who says I'm beached?'

Get a rockpool!

"This is it? No video?"

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The tanning channel.

Mental To-Do List

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'