Beach Daydreamers Gifts

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'See you in two weeks!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Dreaming of Holidays.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"This is it? No video?"

Sandcastles

'Who says I'm beached?'

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Get a rockpool!

The tanning channel.

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'