Beach Day Dreamer Gifts

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Somewhere on a beach...a day in the life of a skipping stone.

One good thing about an oil spill is that it gives you an instant tan without worrying about the harmful effects of exposure to the sun.

'Who says I'm beached?'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'See you in two weeks!'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

A man plays golf by the sea

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Dreaming of Holidays.

Eating ice cream.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

The tanning channel.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

"This is it? No video?"

Sandcastles