Beach Day Dreamer Mugs

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Somewhere on a beach...a day in the life of a skipping stone.

One good thing about an oil spill is that it gives you an instant tan without worrying about the harmful effects of exposure to the sun.

'Who says I'm beached?'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'See you in two weeks!'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Summer reading for the family.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

A man plays golf by the sea

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Eating ice cream.

Dreaming of Holidays.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

The tanning channel.

Sandcastles

Mental To-Do List

"This is it? No video?"

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'