Beach Day Dreamers Mugs

Summer reading for the family.

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

"This is it? No video?"

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

A man plays golf by the sea

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Eating ice cream.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Dreaming of Holidays.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

The tanning channel.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Mental To-Do List

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Sandcastles

'Who says I'm beached?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."