Beach Dreamers Mugs

"The sands are not golden."

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"

Parents shows the sea to their child.

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a Trader Joe's on Wailea Beach?!"

"That stabbing pain in your abs -- that's your body telling you it'd rather be on the beach."

'So THAT'S 'Baywatch.''

Transatlantic.

Seafront Hotel.

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

The Second Covid Summer

"I found footprints in the cat litter box this morning."

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Summer reading for the family.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A man plays golf by the sea

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Dreaming of Holidays.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Differing thoughts of male and female.