Beach Dreamers Gifts

"The sands are not golden."

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"

Parents shows the sea to their child.

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a Trader Joe's on Wailea Beach?!"

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"That stabbing pain in your abs -- that's your body telling you it'd rather be on the beach."

'So THAT'S 'Baywatch.''

Transatlantic.

Seafront Hotel.

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

The Second Covid Summer

"I found footprints in the cat litter box this morning."

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Summer reading for the family.

A man plays golf by the sea

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Dreaming of Holidays.