Beach Body Dreamer Gifts

"Mommy makeovers"

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Bench Press Accident

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Segregated Beach

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Summer reading for the family.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Dreaming of Holidays.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Sandcastles

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Mental To-Do List

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'Who says I'm beached?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."