Beach Body Enthusiast Gifts

'I have my diet of raw fish to thank for my figure!'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Bench Press Accident

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Working Holiday.

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

The Sun Bather

Starfish doing the wave.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Stock quotes on beach.