Beachwear Enthusiast Gifts

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Thong World.

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'