Beach Enthusiasts Gifts

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

Phantom of the Punch and Judy Show

Unsupervised on Holiday

'Freedom at last ! _ blue sky...hot sun...the smell of sea air...'

A Surfboard checking out a new pair of Board shorts to buy

Holiday time.

"Come summer these will be trending like crazy!"

Desert island starfish...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

Beach Barbecue

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Surf Casting

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

Sunbathers.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"