Beach Vacation Enthusiast Gifts

'A working vacation, your honor?'

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

Beach Barbecue

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Try me/try me/try me...

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Shellfie

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I only need shade for my wine."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"