Beach Vacationer Gifts

'Sounds of the NYSE, 50c' on sale on a beach.

Parliament returns after 5 week break: "You must be exhaused after your four weeks researchign fishing quota management systems in the Bahamas."

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Hot Dog Stand.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Godzilla-style monsters on beach. One drunk and smashing up city, other says 'Must you do this every time?'

"Second wave? Don't be daft son!"

Violinist on Holiday

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Try me/try me/try me...

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Easter Island Shades...

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Camping.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Feeling for shells

"How's it look back there?"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'