Waterfront Vacationer Gifts

Ernie's idea of "living off the land" is to rent a houseboat!

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Camping.

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Yipeee!"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

Flotation Device on the Phone

Crabbing

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!

On holiday...

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"