Waterfront Enthusiast Gifts

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Lifesaver!

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Bankside

Wine taster with mineral water

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Children playing around a water pump

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'