Waterfront Wanderer Gifts

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Selling Points - Waterfront Property....Away from dank air of waterfront.

The Unhappy Fishermen

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Feeling for shells

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Fishing.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Child with doll in the sea

Canadian Canoe.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Crafty Fish.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'