Seaside Wanderer Gifts

Caution: Short Pier! Take Long Walks At Your Own Risk!

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Child with doll in the sea

Deckchair Attendants Training College

Feeling for shells

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Battery Lighthouse

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Son burying his dad in sand

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Sandy Floss

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Get a rockpool!

real enjoyment

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Crabbing

"The only thing missing is Joe Buck."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

There it is – my dream beach house.

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion