Sea Wanderer Gifts

Directions to the Bar.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Boat hits rocks because of dim glow from low-energy lighthouse

Statue of Liberty Underwater

'I never leave home without it.'

Battery Lighthouse

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

"We saw a light so we dropped in"

"Sir, I look forward to receiving my holiday pay. Seventeen years."

"Now that I work remotely, I don't do anything that remotely resembles work."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'You lifted your head.'

Captain in a storm

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Exit only.

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Lighthouse Beam.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Lifesaver!

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Dog brings diver flippers.