Sea Wanderer Gifts

Directions to the Bar.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Boat hits rocks because of dim glow from low-energy lighthouse

"The only thing missing is Joe Buck."

Statue of Liberty Underwater

'I never leave home without it.'

Battery Lighthouse

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

"We saw a light so we dropped in"

"Sir, I look forward to receiving my holiday pay. Seventeen years."

"Now that I work remotely, I don't do anything that remotely resembles work."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'You lifted your head.'

Captain in a storm

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Exit only.

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"