Water Wanderer Gifts

"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Bob believed in the ripple effect. Which was surprising, given that his own ripple didn't appear to be all that effective.

H2O

'Sorry - we don't live here anymore.'

Rule 1: Wear a life jacket. Rule 2: Don't get all tangled up in the anchor rope.

Fishing.

A whale gets its first close look at plankton.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'That guy thinks like a fish.'

I can't stand it when they double park!

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

A couple in a pedal boat have a tuba and banjo.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Hey guys! Frank found the deep spot!"

Carp fish.

Crafty Fish.

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'When does salmon season start?!'

Boating Reflection

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

Fisherman

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

Scrubbing the Decks

"I dropped my phone in the lake. It was waterproof, but, apparently, not fishproof. One just swallowed it."

Overturned boat.

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

Greedy Bird Dreaming of the Fisherman's Catch.