Water Walker Gifts

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Don't even think about it."

The High Line at Giza

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Canadian Canoe.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

Crafty Fish.

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

We need a longer selfie stick.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'