Legendary Water Walker Gifts

Monster in the sea.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Canadian Canoe.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

Crafty Fish.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Walking on Water