Water Walker Wannabe Gifts

Jesus: the childhood years.

Jesus the original paddleboarder.

Walking on Water

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Fish hunting for men.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Fishing.