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Jesus: the childhood years.

Jesus the original paddleboarder.

Walking on Water

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fish hunting for men.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Wrong leadership.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'You are doing it wrong.'