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Set Sail

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Exit only.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Lighthouse Beam.

Mother Duck.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Fishing.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Canadian Canoe.

'Silent type, eh?'