Underwater Wanderer T-Shirts

"I lost ten pounds in 2 weeks, mostly by swimming."

'It's OK guys, they're recreational SCUBA divers, not spear-fishermen...'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

Bitchbark Canoe

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Exit only.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Lighthouse Beam.

Battery Lighthouse

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Guide fish.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Dog brings diver flippers.