Underwater Adventurer T-Shirts

'Now remember, you have enough water for half an hour, then you'll have to come down.'

'That's true. We did advertise for someone who 'works well under pressure'...'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident."

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

"Oh wonderful! You just couldn't resist it could you?"

Discovery.

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

Octopus on Keys.

'OK, see you in a few days.'

'So what's the coral of the story?'

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

Look who's trying to bond with us...

The Great Barrier Reef's spectacular continental shelf.

"You could almost say that meeting us is some kind of religious experience: People tend to start praying..."

'There's someone in your teeth Harold.'

Anchor hits diver on the head.

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'Oh, sure... Now someone shows up!'

'How am I doing?'

'Bob's spearfishing adventure came to a quick end.'

Octopus Diver Trap

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Selfie with a shark.

Have you seen my glasses?

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Man with Camera says 'Smile'!

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Happy Birthday to you!