Underwater Adventurer Pillows

'Now remember, you have enough water for half an hour, then you'll have to come down.'

'That's true. We did advertise for someone who 'works well under pressure'...'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident."

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

"Oh wonderful! You just couldn't resist it could you?"

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

Discovery.

'OK, see you in a few days.'

Octopus on Keys.

'So what's the coral of the story?'

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

Look who's trying to bond with us...

"You could almost say that meeting us is some kind of religious experience: People tend to start praying..."

Anchor hits diver on the head.

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

Octopus Diver Trap

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

'Bob's spearfishing adventure came to a quick end.'

'How am I doing?'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

'Oh, sure... Now someone shows up!'

'There's someone in your teeth Harold.'

The Great Barrier Reef's spectacular continental shelf.

Selfie with a shark.

"We usually have a light breakfast, then a feeding frenzy in the early afternoon, and that's it for the day."

Underwater Train

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

"'Big fish eat little fish.' I like that."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Don't be alarmed but I can change sexes in sixty seconds."

Puffer fish posing for a photo