Underwater Adventurers Pillows

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

'There's something odd about that cod...!'

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Fish: 'Wanna play doctor?' 'Only if I can be sturgeon general.'

"Isn't she great? We met snorkeling in the Bahamas."

Wavy Navy

'Now children - stop playing with your food.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Now 7 days since anybody ate anybody. Let's keep it going!

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"Yeah, it's a nice thought. But how were you planning on lighting that candle?"

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

Seagiraffes

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Lazy Octopus

Sailor in Car.

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'