Sea Adventurers Pillows

'Apparently, you fail to appreciate the seriousness of your situation.'

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Do you have any other identification?'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Lifeboat in a Bottle

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Speedboats-R-US.com

"I'm telling you, I can see great big eyes staring at me!"

Fish chopped by hydrofoil

Somali Pirates: 'For crying out load. You're making us look stupid.'

Seagull humour.

'You dunderheaded swab, I said find me any empty Galleon.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Surfin' Ahab.

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

'I understand he's one captain who still goes down.. and I don't mean with his ship.'

Romance on the Yacht

"I love freedom!"

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sailor in Car.

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."