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'Apparently, you fail to appreciate the seriousness of your situation.'

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Do you have any other identification?'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Lifeboat in a Bottle

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Speedboats-R-US.com

"I'm telling you, I can see great big eyes staring at me!"

Fish chopped by hydrofoil

Somali Pirates: 'For crying out load. You're making us look stupid.'

Seagull humour.

'You dunderheaded swab, I said find me any empty Galleon.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Surfin' Ahab.

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

'I understand he's one captain who still goes down.. and I don't mean with his ship.'

Romance on the Yacht

"I love freedom!"

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Sailor in Car.

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'