Underwater Adventure T-Shirts

'Here come the slimmer people.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Guide fish.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."