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'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Guide fish.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Octopus on Keys.

Shark food pyramid.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Airplane Fish

Lovers scuba diving

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Starbucks Siren

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'