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Tax Dodger

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Surf Casting

'Are we there yet?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"The hyenas started it."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Build a Raft

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

"Touché"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

A Preschool of Fish

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."