Undersea Explorer Gifts

Tax Dodger

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Surf Casting

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Touché"

A Preschool of Fish

"You two seem oddly suited."