Underwater Escapades Explorer Gifts

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Guide fish.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Octopus on Keys.

Shark food pyramid.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Airplane Fish

Lovers scuba diving

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Jacques Cousteau.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

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