Sea Escapade Explorer Gifts

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'I wish I was creative'

"Heads or tails?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

'Thar she blows!'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Dollphins

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Revenge had come.

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'