Sea Adventure Seeker Gifts

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"Heck of a fish, but I can see why your feelings would be pretty mixed right now."

"We haven't left port yet you dozy old duffer!"

Pirate eye test

Cap'n Rehab - 'I need to get over my obssession with chasing the white whale...'

It's always the one you least expect that turns on you.

I hope he's got Sudoku puzzles.

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

The Sea Angler: When after really big fish, the line must be strong enough to avoid breakages.

'No wonder it's not working. This is sparkling wine!'

'My hubby's gone fishing, he'll be having a whale of a time.'

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

'I thought you were at your Grandmother's funeral - buried at sea, was she?'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Goldilocks Sail Emporium

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Hurry, hide the grog - we're being pulled over."

"If you swim upside-down like this you can sneak up on prey easier since they can't see your fin. . ."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'