Sea Adventure Seekers Gifts

'I'm sorry, Sir. this lifeboat is reserved for first class passengers only.'

"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Getting the hang of it?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Romance on the Yacht

Revenge had come.

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Really Early Vikings

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."