Nautical Adventure Seekers Gifts

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Pirates of Penzance, Frederic and Mabel

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Fishing boat.

"Shred the plank."

Pirate eye test

'It was this big. I swear'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Going to Sea.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

The Imperfect Storm

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Distractions.

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."