Sea Adventure Lovers Gifts

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It's Flapper! We're saved!'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Fishing boat.

Pirate eye test

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

Romance on the Yacht

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Victorian Royal Navy

Whale Watch Tours.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

When Seniors Fly

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'Wheeee...'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller