Sea Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

'Of course, you understand that under maritime law I have certain salvage rights?'

'Don't worry about Jack. His wooden leg is as good as ANY floatation device.'

'Come out - you drunken old rat!'

'And if you say 'Worse things happen at sea' one more time, I'm going to shove this paddle right up your arse!'

To be as inconspicuous as possible, Dr. Bloom designed his bathysphere to look like something...well, edible.'

'It's getting dark and we haven't had a bite all day !'

Neptune eats a sea mine.

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

"I just can't abide having to face the opposite way to which I'm travelling."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'