Sea Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

'Of course, you understand that under maritime law I have certain salvage rights?'

'Don't worry about Jack. His wooden leg is as good as ANY floatation device.'

'Come out - you drunken old rat!'

'And if you say 'Worse things happen at sea' one more time, I'm going to shove this paddle right up your arse!'

To be as inconspicuous as possible, Dr. Bloom designed his bathysphere to look like something...well, edible.'

'It's getting dark and we haven't had a bite all day !'

Neptune eats a sea mine.

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

"I just can't abide having to face the opposite way to which I'm travelling."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Pirate eye test

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'